On a blanket from Taiwan
not to be used as protection from a tornado
On a helmet-mounted mirror used by us cyclists
remember objects in the mirror are actually behind you
On a Taiwanese shampoo
use repeatedly for severe damage
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink in Britain
after opening keep upright
On a New Zealand insect spray
this product not tested on animals
On a bag of crisps
you could be a winner no purchase necessary details inside
On a Korean kitchen knife
warning keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made christmas lights
for indoor or outdoor use only
On a Japanese food processor
not to be used for the other use
On Sainsbury's peanuts
warning - contains nuts
On a Swedish chainsaw
do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
On a Superman costume
wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
On a hotel shower cap box
fits one head
In US guide to setting up a new computer
avoid condensation forming allow boxes warm up to room temperature before opening (the instruction was inside the box
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids
lie down on bed and insert slowly up to the projected portion like a sword-guard into anal duct while inserting poscool for approximately 5 minutes keep quiet
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
open other end
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins
why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal
On a Sears hairdryer
do not use while sleeping
On a bar of Dial soap
directions - use like regular soap
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)
do not turn upside down
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
product will be hot after heating
On a packet of airline nuts
instructions open packet eat nuts
On some frozen dinners
serving suggestion defrost
On packaging for an iron
do not iron clothes on body
On a packet of frozen bread pudding
product will be hot after heating
On Boot's children's cough medicine
do not drive car or operate machinery
On nightly sleep aid
warning may cause drowsiness
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