Just in case you're having a week like I've had

If you need a little cheering up (as I did this week), click here.

Just in case

Just in case you need a little hassling. And, lets face it, we all do.

I laughed so hard that I . . . . . . . . .

I've got a bit of an odd sense of humor. I take much delight in things that don't typically get one chuckling. This website really got me laughing. In fact, I was laughing so hard that I began to hyperventilate!

I laughed out loud!

Today I'm going to hoof it in to work and try and make it with this darn puffy knee. Yes, the puffy knee is rearing it's ugly head again. My Rheumatologist believes this is, unfortunately, what my body is doing in reaction to the Mono. Before leaving this morning, I read some of my favorite blogs and while leaving a comment I stumbled upon a very funny blog called The Mattress Police. I was innocently reading a post and it happened. I laughed out loud. Not an unusual thing, I understand, but at 6:30 in the morning it does cause a little comotion at home when I'm at the computer laughing and snorting!

Kids say the darnedest things!!!

Oh my, I got a BIG chuckle today! I was surfing some blogs between clients and I came across Troll-baby. Take a peek at this post! Very funny! I can't believe the things that come out of kid's mouths sometimes!

And another thing!

If you have not peeked at this blog, do it! Not only is it insightful, but pretty humorous too. Makes me think that it's about time for me to stop blogging about the neat-o things that I find to read and start blogging about something else. It seems like when I write about something controversial, the readers flock in. When I write about the daily, boring, better life stuff, not so much happens. So, what is a blogger to do? Where do I find my niche in the blogosphere? Do I rant about my life? Nah. I'm not really much of a ranter. Besides--I have a lot to be thankful for. Do I rant about work? Nah. I'm leaving my current job and moving into something else. Anyway, I really like my job as a whole. Do I follow suit and blog about postcards? Nope. That would be copyright infringement, I would guess. There are blogs about lists so that one is out for me too. I can't blog about art. I'm not so artistic. Life? Well, I'm pretty young, so not much to say! Really! Who wants to hear about my life when you can read about this guy's! So--I'm putting it to you, my dear readers! What should I write about next?

A chuckle or two

I grabbed this photo from Uncivil's blog and couldn't help but add it to my own. It's been a crazy week and for some reason, no matter how bad the week, I chuckle when I see this photo. I always had some VERY lame excuse for speeding. I am a little bit of a lead foot, so I've pretty much used every lame excuse in the book. At this point, I have pretty much given up on excuses and just say, "yup I was speeding. I don't even have a reason. I just was." Besides, I'm sure they've heard it all and no matter what I come up with, I'm not going to get out of the darn ticket anyway--so why bother!!!! I wonder if someone really had the nerve to actually say that to an officer, outloud!

I'm not sure what's going on in the universe, but everyone and their mother seems to be having a bad week. I had to talk with my boss about leaving my job, locked my keys in the car while it was still running, and had to survive on about $40.00 for the week because I made a mathematical error when it came to my expenses.

My dear beau, David, has lost his cell phone. We've checked everywhere for that darn thing and cannot seem to find it ANYWHERE. Fortunately, I have the work phone for a few weeks and I can leave my cell at home for him to use.

In other news, here are some other people who were not having a good week:
Isaiah Washington
Public Cuddlers
Ferrari

It's 7:15 PM. Do you know where your banana has been?

I googled "Do you know where":
your banana has been?
your kids are clicking?
your children are?
AND OF ALL THINGS. . . . . . .
your sperm are?
AND IN OTHER NEWS . . . . . . . .
Big Lizards

The Answer is NOT always C.

Answer is C

In other news. . . .

On a blanket from Taiwan
not to be used as protection from a tornado

On a helmet-mounted mirror used by us cyclists
remember objects in the mirror are actually behind you

On a Taiwanese shampoo
use repeatedly for severe damage

On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink in Britain
after opening keep upright

On a New Zealand insect spray
this product not tested on animals

On a bag of crisps
you could be a winner no purchase necessary details inside

On a Korean kitchen knife
warning keep out of children

On a string of Chinese-made christmas lights
for indoor or outdoor use only

On a Japanese food processor
not to be used for the other use

On Sainsbury's peanuts
warning - contains nuts

On a Swedish chainsaw
do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals

On a Superman costume
wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

On a hotel shower cap box
fits one head

In US guide to setting up a new computer
avoid condensation forming allow boxes warm up to room temperature before opening (the instruction was inside the box

On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids
lie down on bed and insert slowly up to the projected portion like a sword-guard into anal duct while inserting poscool for approximately 5 minutes keep quiet

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
open other end

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins
why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal

On a Sears hairdryer
do not use while sleeping

On a bar of Dial soap
directions - use like regular soap

On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)
do not turn upside down

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
product will be hot after heating

On a packet of airline nuts
instructions open packet eat nuts

On some frozen dinners
serving suggestion defrost

On packaging for an iron
do not iron clothes on body

On a packet of frozen bread pudding
product will be hot after heating

On Boot's children's cough medicine
do not drive car or operate machinery

On nightly sleep aid
warning may cause drowsiness